Ivan Massow debates with ZANI
Anyone who speaks out against the establishment,
especially against the world of art, deserves an interview with ZANI. Ivan
Massow is one such man. A self-made millionaire, and openly gay; a PR's wet
dream you could say. Despite of learning difficulties, he went on to run a
highly successful finance company, which started in a squat in Kentish Town in
1990; beats waiting for the giro. His pot of gold came by selling life insurance to gay
men at the height of the AIDS epidemic, and more recently, providing insurance
and mortgages for survivors of mental health, cancer and major surgery. He
joined the conservative Party at the age of 14, (a reversal of the disillusion
youth) and then left in 2000 for the Labour Party. What ZANI loved, was an
article he wrote in the New Statesman in January 2002 condemning the state of
art in the UK, focusing on Serota (head of Tate Modern) Saatchi (not bad at
advertising), the Government and the artist Tracey Emin, especially her work
"Unmade Bed". How dare
he? At the time of writing this piece Ivan Massow was the chairman of The ICA (Institute of
Contemporary Arts), several days after the publication of the article in the New Statesman, Ivan Massow resigned. What great material for an interview we thought at the
offices of ZANI. So one sunny morning at an address in Soho, I started to ask
Ivan some questions, because I sure needed some answers. ZANI- You've lead a very eventful life, a real rags to
riches story. Taken into care, a violent upbringing, you left school with one
o-level in metal work; what made you not only survive, but go on to be highly
successful? Describe your background in brief. Ivan Massow - I had no concept for success; I didn't
know that it existed. I thought being a bank clerk would be a glamorous job! I
didn't realise you could go on and run businesses.
It was all a bit of a mistake, there was no key. I can imagine the driving force was not being
understood at school, that comes a lot from being dyslexic and coming from a
difficult childhood, feeling rather boxed in.
Usually it's the most successful people who are the
most fucked up! They have something to prove. And probably work harder in
proving all the teachers wrong.
ZANI - Did you find as being diagnosed as dyslexic at
an early age, soul destroying? Ivan Massow - Yes, it was soul destroying. But I
assumed I was some sort of underclass, the teachers must be right in some way.
I didn't question their judgement, I just felt inadequate. That sort of
academic ability was a definition of intelligence. But now I'm friends with the headmaster, and
when I see him, he shakes his head and says "how did I let someone like you
slip through the system?” He's quite
embarrassed about it
ZANI - So you don't bear any grudges against your head
master? Ivan Massow - (Laughs) He was only carrying out orders.
ZANI - You resigned as Chairman of the ICA following
the writing of an article over their obsession with conceptual art, did you
resign of you own accord or were you politely asked to leave? Ivan Massow - I wasn't politely asked to leave, I was
very impolitely asked to leave! I was effectively sacked; I never got on with
the ICA director Phillip Dodd, we had different ideas for the institution.
So I knew that by writing the article I would probably
be signing my own death warrant, which I was quite happy with as I had 4 terms
as Chairman. I was one of the longest surviving Chairman anyway, in what is a
notorious back stabbing and ruthless place. I was exhausted by it, exhausted by
the 17 e-mails a day from the director asking for this or that, exhausted by
the fact that I couldn't buy into this endless conceptualism. I like conceptual
art, I like the good stuff; but I felt it had become too fashion conscious, not
just the ICA, but art in general. The article was fun to write.
ZANI - Was the article a final V's up to the ICA? Ivan Massow - It wasn't to the ICA; I've done my job.
The institution has massively improved, the ICA had a new restaurant, new
interior, lost their overdrive, making a surplus, the bookshop had been
renovated. Everything was running smoothly, everything that was needed to be
done; was done. But you were politely obliged not to talk about art, partly
because the director was ferociously jealous of anyone receiving attention on
the artist side, but mostly because I couldn't speak honestly about the things
I thought; I thought it was time for me
to have my say. It wasn't a punch up; it was a luxury to have my final say, I
wasn't angry. I wanted to see if I could
have an impact, a lovely way to leave the ICA and change the direction of art.
ZANI - It all seemed to stem from comments about Tracey
Emin being unable to think her way out of a paper bag. Have you spoken to her
since? Ivan Massow - I
bumped into her the other day (laughs).
Her art is OK, she is a sensationalist; she knows how to get publicity
and work the system, good on her. As
conceptual art goes in the genre of Duchamp, (who challenged the New York
society of Independent Artist in 1916 by submitting a urinal placed on its back
calling it "Fountain") Which was the first and should have been the
last piece of conceptual art, brilliant piece of thinking.
But beyond that, all the unmade beds and everything
else, it's just recreating that; just doing it again and again. It's a great
tribute to Duchamp, but it's not particularly new. Duchamp's piece was revolutionary, it got
people thinking, got him banned from all sorts. There are certain gripes I have
with the new conceptual art. One, it's been done to death and two, the artist
has become the art; Tracey Emin is a walking piece of art, it so happens that
she leaves a bed behind like a shadow.
ZANI - You have been quoted as saying Serota and
Saatchi ran art as a totalitarian state, do you still think that? Ivan Massow - No, not exactly. Saatchi and I do get on. Serota and I don’t. Serota
and Saatchi aren’t close; it was all slightly exaggerated. I think they've got
various parameters, which they regard as art. There is something in this
country, you compare us to somewhere like Barcelona their culture is very
street up , while here we are spoon feed what is good for us from above.
People are trying to recreate the genre, what will be
bought by the big boys, be acknowledged as art.
Art movements like the expressionists were bottom up movements and
criticised by the Establishment. Art now
is an Establishment, a new Labour type thing, which is criticised now by the
masses, who want to see something else come through, but nothing can get
funding.
I am not saying
it's organised as totalitarian, I think it's fuelled quite heavily by the
galleries who have a strangle hold and want to maintain the sales of these
"great artists". There is
another aspect, which I think the government, especially the treasury, is on
to. I am pretty sure that the galleries
are used as money laundering operations, probably for drugs and things

ZANI - Seriously? Ivan Massow - I mean if you can walk into a gallery,
and you can buy a piece of art of £400,000 cash you are under no obligation to
say where that money comes from or who you are.
Buying art anonymously is all the rage, I know this from my financial
services; you can't buy a product with cash, and if you do attempt to buy a
product with cash, you have go to a bank and convert the money and prove where
that money came from.
With art, you don't.
So, if you own an art gallery, you can effectively walk into your own
gallery, buy a pile of coat hangers, which has no retail value whatsoever,
called something like "Death on the rails” for £400,000. So it is perfectly feasible for the gallery
owner to walk into his/her bank at the end of every day with a nice sack of
cash and say, "I have sold another one of these". I am not saying all galleries are exclusive,
but you see these weird boutiques with extraordinarily priced items with no one
in them. I know this might sound like a
conspiracy theory, but it is not. In an
art gallery, you can create value out of thin air, most other retail outlets
have to purchase; so part of me is thinking whether it is being prompted by
organised crime
ZANI - You had an open debate with Jake and Dinos
Chapman in the Guardian about art, where you stated that pseudo philosophy is
coming to an end and Shock Art (i.e.: boring) is coming to an end. I presume the debate was a tongue in cheek
affair? Ivan Massow - It was deadly serious. I loved it.
It was the time of the Turner prize, I didn't go, I am never invited.
ZANI -You were black listed? Ivan Massow - Yes, (laughs loudly.) I was black listed
before this. Serota has never liked
me. The Tate Modern and the ICA have
relatively similar status. When the Tate
Modern opened, they had 4000 guests, and I didn't receive an invite and I
didn't know that Serota didn't like me.
It's just this rivalry. He
didn't know my views or knowledge on contemporary art at the time, and we
hadn't spoken about them.
The ICA 'phoned him and said "Ivan hasn't received
an invitation." And they said,
"Well, we can't invite everybody", (Ivan slips into hysterical
laughter at this point). It came as a
real shock to me and then I realised that Serota and the Tate had a problem
with me. Making me phone up should be enough, but then to refuse me.
ZANI - You successfully ran Massow Financial Services;
you were brave to broker life insurance to the gay at the height of the AIDS
scare, did you think this was a massive gamble?Ivan Massow - I have always been interested in people
who are not represented. It was more of a crusade than anything else. There
were gay people at the time being denied life insurance and mortgages. But I
have always been fascinated by, one: being the first on the scene and two:
changing things and moving things on.
That was what was spurring me on.
ZANI -Pioneer? Ivan Massow - Yes.
When people start copying me or it becomes relatively mainstream, I get
very bored. There are hundreds of firms
targeting the gay community. I am glad
to be a good quality firm to target them, but I am bored with the
challenge. So my new thing is now
survivors of mental health, cancer and major transplant patients.
This new section of society is completely excluded from
insurance. We had a soft launch about 18
months ago, because we had to tread very quietly to make sure we experimented with
every case. So now we are moving to new
offices, so that's very exciting and we are getting more enquiries for this
than we got from the gay community ever.
So that's just beginning. It's nice to feel vital again and needed.
ZANI - Is that an essential part of your personality? Ivan Massow - Yes.
Suddenly I am doing something else that no one else is doing, now I am
buzzing again. Getting up at 6 in the
morning, working 'til late. I've stopped
drinking. Work once again, has become
the addiction because I have got something to go for. It's wonderful, but it is hard work, really
hard work.
Of course other people will copy us, but while we have
this advantage we are going to go for it hell for leather. I am not interested in profit; I am interested
in innovation and solving things.
ZANI: - You have an interest in mental health; why is
that and do you still do work for the Samaritans and MIND?
Ivan Massow - I don't work with MIND the charity; I
just chaired their enquiry into Mental Health and Social Seclusion, which was
really interesting. That block of work,
which we reported to the Commons, has helped to transform the education system.
We are looking at the whole care in the community, but
I don't work with them anymore, now I am working with my financial services
company to sell them policies. I trained as a Samaritan twice, they rejected me
the first time so I had to retrain,
finally I was accepted, but I think they were probably right in their first rejection. But I needed to understand how it works, so I
could go up to their level and then I basically just helped them with their
ambassador projects.
Dealing with them, I work with fund raising more and
marketing teams, very much one to one with their advertising agencies. So
re-styling them. I work with the Princes
Trust as well. I talk to prisoners.
ZANI - You joined the Tories when you were 14 and
became chairman of your local branch.
What made you join the Tories at such a young age? Ivan Massow -At that the time, no one was being nice to
gay people. Labour were brash
Northerner's, and as w homophobic, as any one else. Even though the Prime Minster Thatcher bought
in Clause 28 much later, I thought the country needed Thatcher's medicine at
the time, we had huge unemployment, and we had inflation at 37%.
It was only a few months before she jumped on it; the
UK was just about to spiral out of control.
We could have become a bizarre little nothing country.
ZANI - In 1999, you were Thatcher's official escort,
was that a stressful job? Ivan Massow - It was fun. All the nasty things that people have said
about her. All the cruel things the gays said about me. I don't know of anyone who wouldn't like to
meet her. I think they were just jealous maybe.
She's the most re-elected Prime Minster since Pitt, (Blair looks like he's
going to match her), was re-elected 3 times.
11 years as Prime Minster Longest serving and only woman Prime
Minister. There are a lot of records
with her. She took the country out of
the doldrums. But I can understand why
some parts of England feel abandoned by her era, her ruthless approach. Without her, the country as a whole could of
twisted into a hole. To meet her was a honour, I met her a few times before,
and a few times since, and now she's completely, you know.
ZANI- No? Ivan Massow - Hmm, anyone who knows her.... well, she's
had a couple of strokes, she's quite ill.
ZANI - A nation weeps. In 2000, you were looking to stand for a seat
in the general election, but you were put on the deferred list, was this a massive
disappointment to you? Ivan Massow - At that point I was disappointed with the
Tory party generally. There were 2 sides
to it; there was the progressive side trying to push people like me on and
there was the blockers (Ivan shrugs his shoulders).
ZANI- In August 2000, you shocked the UK by defecting
to the Labour party, that's a massive leap, did Blair and co. welcome you with
open arms? Ivan Massow - I
didn't speak to Blair. I was invited to
meet him 3 times and each time he didn't turn up for the meeting. Just met Campbell and people like that, I
didn't want to be welcomed for a job I didn't do. I did it to make a point to the Tory party. I
wanted the Tory party to come into line with the rest. I didn't want them to
take Britain for granted, and accept that we are an inclusive integrated great
multicultural society and they needed to learn that lesson.
So I literally looked at what would achieve that, I
wasn't after personal glory; I certainly
didn't get that. I just wanted to make the Tory party understand, to show them
that people were leaving the party, the reason they were leaving and how behind
the times their policies were. I think
it done the job, because their next conference was all about inclusion. They have gone beyond what they called
"Compassionate Conservativism" thankfully, and they're starting to
realize that people are clever or not clever, honest or dishonest or
whatever. People are people.
ZANI - Do you think that the Tories have changed under
Michael Howard? Ivan Massow - I think so, they had to. The party could only reform from the right,
you need someone like him with extreme right wing credentials to comfort a
party that was struggling to see it's way.
It didn't respond under someone like William Hague, standing in the
centre trying to drag them. They needed to be frog marched by one of their
peers, and this is what has happened.
Whether Michael Howard believes it whole-heartedly or not, that is
irrelevant to me. He's said it, he's
done it and he can't go back on that.
ZANI - Would you go back to the Tories? Ivan Massow - I'd consider it.
ZANI - Why
didn't Michael Portillo stand for leadership?
I thought he would have been the people's choice. Ivan Massow - He had no support from the Commons, this
time would have been worse. First time
around after John Major resigned he was very interested, second time he said he
would never stand again and he actually meant it. There was a point where he
flirted with the idea of going back, IDS looked unstable over Christmas some
while ago.
ZANI - His TV
career has taken off well. Ivan Massow - But that was his way of saying he hoped
he wouldn't have to be leader. He did consider it, but he fundamentally knew he
had no support amongst the parliamentary party.
ZANI - I understand that you fox hunt, don't you think
fox hunting is cruel? Ivan Massow - Fox
hunting is no more or less distressing than nature itself. It obeys the
rules that we as a species have, arrogantly, come to believe we're exempt.
Fox hunting, like nature, gives a 'sporting chance', leaving room for
possibilities; the fittest and most cunning usually escaping.
But unlike shooting - when the fox turns to stand it's
ground, there is no limping off to a hole to die over a period of days or
weeks. It is final.
ZANI - I view it as bullying a defenceless creature; if
it is culling the fox population then surely there are more humane methods?Ivan Massow - Fox
hunting brings participants back down to earth and reminds them about the order
of things. It is sad, and often humbling. No one I know enjoys the kill.
ZANI - Lets agree to disagree. (No answer from Ivan). I've
read your articles, would you like a career of being a writer/journalist or do
you enjoy the hustle and bustle of finance and commerce.Ivan Massow - Yep,
I enjoy work and solving problems - especially in the seemingly impossible and
unforgiving world of finance. It's what we do.
ZANI -Favourite artist and author? Ivan Massow - On
a general level I am very fond of Thomas Hardy as a writer. I live in the West Country, Somerset. Reading
Hardy was one of the reasons I wanted to move there. Artist?
Probably Picasso.
ZANI - Favourite music and/or band? Ivan Massow - I'm a closet classical music buff. But
there's always
ZANI - Ivan, how would you make not just London, but
the world, a better place? Ivan Massow - (Long pause). I live in a bit of bubble, self created. I tend to walk everywhere, try and buy
property so I can always walk to work. So I don't often go on public transport
but when I do, I notice how aggressive everyone is to each other. Reverse
slightly. Instead of getting angry, just
be a little nicer to each other.
(Followed on by a booming laugh.)
Ivan Massow is very charming and highly charismatic, he
tries hard to give the impression that luck has fallen in his lap, however I am
left with the notion that is a highly calculated individual. To be successful
in the world of politics and finance, you have to be exceptionally shrewd; I
doubt that Ivan has a copy of Machiavelli's "The Prince" by his
bedside table, a book that is hailed as the pinnacle of political movement and
manipulation. But I am sure that his
mind is one step ahead, and works on a need to know basis with people like the
press.
Part of Ivan Massow is extremely compassionate, yet underneath the
kindness there is a hard-nosed businessman.
I enjoyed listening to his stance against the ICA and conceptual art;
his insight into the Tory and Labour Party was a real eye opener. But I won't meet him on his views on fox
hunting. No way. Ivan Massow is a master of self-publicity; unlike a lot
of egos this man has talent and a great zest for life. He sees an opportunity and embraces it, and
makes it work. He has a deal of mishaps, yet he soldiers on and moves onwards.
His finance company is growing and taking risks. At 37, he is still very young in terms of a
political career, and I have this hunch that we will see more of him in the
political circus be it with the Tories or Labour. We live in a day and age where very few trust the
members of parliament, so flirting with both parties is just the sign of times.
Is he a hypocrite? I don't think so. I
just think he likes to make an impact. ©Matteo Sedazzari/ZANI